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Green = winner

Red = loser

 

Atlanta @ Tampa Bay

Buffalo

@ Cincinnati

Dallas

@ Carolina

Detroit

@ New Orleans

Jacksonville @ Houston

N.Y. Giants

@ Washington

Pittsburgh

@ Cleveland

San Diego

@ Kansas City

San Francisco

@ St. Louis

Tennessee @ Miami

Philadelphia

@ Arizona

Indianapolis @ Seattle

Oakland

@ Denver

Chicago

@ Green Bay

Minnesota @ Baltimore

New England

@ N.Y. Jets

 

The  big game of the week has got to be the Buffalo @ Cincinnati game.  Why?  It’s got to be just to see Chad Johnson’s comedic antics with a deer in the endzone. 

 

My sympathy goes out to the Dungy family who is dealing with the loss of their son.  A death of any child is hard enough for a parent to bear, but for it to come at Christmas and for it to be a suicide, the impact is devastating and everlasting…

Green = winner

Red = loser

 

 

Tampa Bay @ New England

Kansas City

@ N.Y. Giants

Denver

@ Buffalo

Arizona

@ Houston

Pittsburgh

  @ Minnesota

Seattle

@ Tennessee

Carolina

@ New Orleans

N.Y. Jets

@ Miami

San Diego

@ Indianapolis

San Francisco

@ Jacksonville

Philadelphia

@ St. Louis

Cincinnati

@ Detroit

Cleveland

@ Oakland

Dallas @ Washington

Atlanta @ Chicago

Green Bay

@ Baltimore

 

"Making history would be good, but our ultimate goal is to win the Super Bowl," says one Colts player.  But will this team have both?  Will "the streak" be alive and well after week 15? The game of the week should answer that last question as the Colts creep closer to having it all.  What I enjoy watching is how The Colts have no players with the need to celebrate in the endzone…they come on the field, play the game, get the job done and seem to just enjoy playing football without all the extra hoopla and inflated egos.

 

San Diego Chargers                                                                                                                                          Indianapolis Colts

   8-5-0                                                                                                                                               13-0-0

                                  

Green = winner

Red = loser

 

Chicago @ Pittsburgh

Cleveland

@ Cincinnati

Houston

@ Tennessee

Indianapolis @ Jacksonville

New England

@ Buffalo

Oakland

@ N.Y. Jets

St. Louis @ Minnesota

Tampa Bay @ Carolina

N.Y. Giants @ Philadelphia

San Francisco

@ Seattle

Washington

@ Arizona

Baltimore

@ Denver

Kansas City

@ Dallas

Miami

@ San Diego

Detroit

@ Green Bay

New Orleans

@ Atlanta

 

The BIG game of the week is the Houston – Tennessee game  (LOL… just checking to see if anyone is really paying attention).  No seriously, the game of the week is the Kansas City @ Dallas game.  I’m picking that game over the Indy @ Jacksonville game (sorry about that all you Indy fans) because  this week basically decides the fate of  both KC and Dallas.  Both need a win, but I’m sticking with the Cowboys.  I would have picked the Cincinnati game due to all the smack talk Chad Johnson did about the Bengals winning every game the rest of the season and rolling past Indy to win the Superbowl…BUT they’re playing Cleveland this week and well, I just don’t see that as a very competitive game. 

 

 Kansas City Chiefs                                                                                                                                          Dallas Cowboys 
    8-4-0                                                                                                                                                 7-5-0

Now, on to more pressing world issues…are you ready for some football?

 

Blue = winner

Red = loser 

 

Atlanta @ Carolina

Buffalo

@ Miami

Cincinnati

@ Pittsburgh

Dallas

@ N.Y. Giants

Green Bay

@ Chicago

Houston

@ Baltimore

Jacksonville

@ Cleveland

Minnesota

@ Detroit

Tampa Bay @ New Orleans

Tennessee

@ Indianapolis

Arizona

@ San Francisco

Washington

@ St. Louis

Denver

@ Kansas City

N.Y. Jets

@ New England

Oakland @ San Diego

Seattle @ Philadelphia

 

All eyes are still on Indy, but are they watching to see perfection in the making or are they scrutinizing each move in wait of a possible defeat? Indy continues to be the big game of the week as they play Tennessee.  It doesn’t seem like much of a match up, but somehow I think  Tennessee will show up to play.   

 

Tennessee Titans                                                                                                                                               Indianapolis Colts
   3-8-0                                                                                                                                                     11-0-0

Being the good samaritan that I am and after careful deliberation I have decided to help Crackers In Bed fulfill his fantasy of becoming The Greatest American Gigolo (eat your heart out Richard Gere) as a career change. If members of the "family" have any special talents or advice for Bill, please let him know. We need wardrobe coaches, accessory coaches (shoes, ties and bling bling), transportation coaches, etiquette coaches, sexual technique coaches and of course, volunteers so he can get some practice in for this endeavor. Please no drag queens offering their help because as you well know ladies of good breeding warm up a lot slower than a good drag queen does. None of us want some hot, excited drag queen on our hands! We need to keep the practice sessions as real as possible and not warp Bill’s perspective too much along the way.

Crackers, how bad are you gonna kill me?

In honor of Daytona’s  Bike Week,

Get your motor runnin’
Head out on the highway
Lookin’ for adventure
And whatever comes our way
Yeah Darlin’ go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin’ with the wind
And the feelin’ that I’m under
Yeah Darlin’ go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

Like a true nature’s child
We were born, born to be wild
We can climb so high
I never wanna die

Born to be wild
Born to be wild

~Steppenwolf~

New England Patriots – Team History

New England Patriots, professional football team and one of four teams in the East Division of the American Football Conference (AFC) of the National Football League (NFL). Formerly called the Boston Patriots, the team plays its home games at Gillette Field in Foxboro, Massachusetts, and wears uniforms of blue, red, silver, and white. The team’s name was inspired by Boston’s role in the American Revolution (1775-1783).

The Patriots fielded several strong teams during the 1970s and 1980s, reaching the playoffs five times from 1976 to 1986. Star players during the period included quarterback Tony Eason, tight end Russ Francis, future Hall of Fame offensive guard John Hannah, cornerback Mike Haynes, and linebacker Steve Nelson. Following the 1985 season, the club played in the Super Bowl but lost to the Chicago Bears. In the mid-1990s, New England again became a powerhouse in the Eastern Division. It won the 1996 AFC championship and then lost to the Green Bay Packers in the Super Bowl. The Patriots finally triumphed in their third Super Bowl visit, defeating the favored St. Louis Rams in 2002.

The Boston Patriots joined the American Football League (AFL) as a charter member in 1960. In its second season the team compiled a winning record. Eleven Patriots played in the 1963 AFL All-Star Game as head coach Mike Holovak steered Boston to a tie for the Eastern Division title. The team boasted many stars, including linebackers Tom Addison and Nick Buoniconti, wide receiver—placekicker Gino Cappelletti, running back Jim Nance, and quarterback Babe Parilli.

The Patriots struggled from 1964 to 1969, posting winning records in only two of six seasons. In 1967 Nance received the league’s most valuable player (MVP) award. The club joined the NFL in 1970, establishing its home in Foxboro. Because the team played its games outside of Boston, the franchise was renamed in 1971 as the New England Patriots to appeal to a greater number of fans. The Patriots had a slow start in the NFL, winning no more than seven games in a season from 1970 to 1975.

New England made a remarkable turnaround in 1976, finishing with an 11-3 win-loss record and earning a wildcard berth to the playoffs under head coach Chuck Fairbanks. The team starred Russ Francis, John Hannah, Mike Haynes, and Steve Nelson. In 1978, led by second-year quarterback Steve Grogan, the Patriots won their first NFL Eastern Division crown. In the early 1980s, however, New England again dropped to the bottom of the division.

Coached by Raymond Berry, the Patriots made back-to-back postseason appearances for the first time in franchise history in 1985 and 1986. A wildcard team in 1985, New England won three hard-fought AFC playoff games to reach Super Bowl XX, where they lost to the Chicago Bears, 46-10. In 1986 quarterback Tony Eason surpassed the 3,000-yard mark for the second time, while wide receiver Stanley Morgan led the AFC in yardage with his third 1,000-yard season. Cornerback Raymond Clayborn and linebacker Andre Tippett starred defensively. New England, however, lost in the divisional playoffs to the Denver Broncos, 22-17.

The Patriots floundered from 1987 to 1993, bottoming out in 1990 with a 1-15 record. The team rebounded in 1994 behind second-year quarterback Drew Bledsoe, who led the NFL in passing yards. Former New York Giants coach Bill Parcells coached the Patriots to two more playoff appearances in 1995 and 1996. Powered by Bledsoe and running back Curtis Martin, New England captured the AFC championship in 1996 before losing in the Super Bowl to the Green Bay Packers, 35-21. After the loss, Parcells resigned and former San Francisco 49ers defensive coodinator Pete Carroll was hired to replace him. Before the 2000 season, former Cleveland Browns head coach Bill Belichick replaced Carroll. Despite a 5-11 record in his first year, Belichick built a contender that went 11-5 in 2001. The Patriots then pulled off a series of postseason upsets, culminating in a 20-17 victory over the St. Louis Rams in the 2002 Super Bowl. Quarterback Tom Brady, who replaced Bledsoe early in the season, was named the game’s most valuable player (MVP). Brady repeated as MVP with the Patriots’ victory in the 2004 Super Bowl. In a remarkable season, again led by head coach Belichick, the Patriots ran off 15 straight victories, including the Super Bowl, the second longest winning streak in NFL history.

1986 Super Bowl XX Lost to Chicago Bears, 46-10

1997 Super Bowl XXXI Lost to Green Bay Packers, 35-21

2002 Super Bowl XXXVI Defeated St. Louis Rams, 20-17

2004 Super Bowl XXXVIII Defeated Carolina Panthers, 32-29

 

Philadelphia Eagles – Team History

Philadelphia Eagles, professional football team and one of five teams in the Eastern Division of the National Football Conference (NFC) of the National Football League (NFL). The Eagles play at Veterans Stadium in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, and wear uniforms of green, silver, black, and white. The team began play in 1924 as the Frankford (Pennsylvania) Yellow Jackets. Owners Bert Bell and Lud Wray moved the team to Philadelphia in 1933 and changed its name to the Eagles after the symbol of the National Recovery Administration, which had been created as part of the New Deal.

The Eagles captured three NFL titles from 1948 to 1960, earning consecutive crowns in 1948 and 1949 under head coach Earle "Greasy" Neale. His potent offensive squad starred future Hall of Fame members end Pete Pihos, halfback Steve Van Buren, and center Chuck Bednarik, who also played linebacker for the defensive unit.

Led by wide receiver Harold Carmichael and quarterback Ron Jaworski, Philadelphia played in Super Bowl XV in 1981 but lost to the Oakland Raiders. The club qualified for the playoffs six times from 1988 to 1996, with lineups starring wide receiver Fred Barnett, quarterback Randall Cunningham, running backs Herschel Walker and Ricky Watters, and defensive end Reggie White.

In 1933 Bert Bell and Lud Wray bought the NFL’s Frankford Yellow Jackets and moved the team to Philadelphia. Renamed the Eagles, the club struggled, posting losing records in each of its first ten seasons.

By the mid-1940s, however, the Eagles had improved. From 1947 to 1949, Greasy Neale piloted the club to three consecutive Eastern Division crowns and two league titles. Steve Van Buren, a mainstay of these teams, captured three of his four NFL rushing titles from 1947 to 1949. Pete Pihos led the league in receptions three times during his career and in receiving yards twice. Chuck Bednarik missed just three games in 14 seasons in Philadelphia.

After posting five losing records in the 1950s, the Eagles won their third NFL crown in 1960. Quarterback Norm Van Brocklin, playing his final season, was named the league’s most valuable player (MVP) after passing for nearly 2500 yards. Van Brocklin’s favorite targets, wide receivers Tommy McDonald and Pete Retzlaff, helped Philadelphia rally to defeat the Green Bay Packers in the championship game.

In 1961 Van Brocklin was replaced at quarterback by another eventual Hall of Fame member, Sonny Jurgensen. In his first full season Jurgensen threw for a league-record 3723 yards, breaking the previous mark by more than 600 yards. (The record is now held by Dan Marino of the Miami Dolphins, who threw for 5084 yards in 1984.) Nearly a third of Jurgensen’s yards went to McDonald, who led the league in yardage (1144) and touchdowns (13).

From 1962 through 1977 Philadelphia employed six different head coaches, but the team could not remain an NFL force. Although the Eagles boasted individual stars in running back Timmy Brown, wide receiver Harold Jackson, quarterback Roman Gabriel, and linebacker Bill Bergey, the Eagles did not reach the playoffs until 1978, Dick Vermeil’s second year as head coach.

From 1978 to 1981 Vermeil guided the Eagles to four consecutive playoff appearances. In 1981 the team advanced to the Super Bowl, where they lost to the Oakland Raiders 27-10.

After a six-year playoff drought, Philadelphia qualified for the postseason four times from 1988 to 1992. Guided by former Chicago Bears defensive coordinator Buddy Ryan, the Eagles developed a slashing offense centered around Randall Cunningham, who became a skilled passer and also emerged as one of the greatest running quarterbacks in NFL history. Cunningham was the Eagles’ top rusher each year from 1987 to 1990; in 1990 he threw for 30 touchdowns and rushed for more than 1000 yards. Under head coach Ray Rhodes, Philadelphia earned Wild Card berths in the playoffs in 1995 and 1996.

1981 Super Bowl XV Lost to Oakland Raiders, 27-10

I once found a quote attributed to Sharon Stone that stated, "women may fake orgasms, but men fake whole relationships!" Thanks Sharon because after that post I wrote about the Yankees, I feel like I just faked not only the orgasm, but the whole relationship, too! Just kidding, Hayden! I actually meant what I wrote! JP, please accept the following entry as my debt being paid in full:

They say there’s no such thing as bad sex…just some sex is better than others. It works that way with the Red Sox and their various seasons too! What starts out with incredible chemistry sometimes ends with not much after the seventh inning stretch, but sometimes on a good day, an encounter gets so burnt into your memory that all other memories pale in comparison. I’ve got to say win or lose, there’s no bad Red Sox game, although I’ll admit winning feels much better.

Maybe it’s that arrogant cockiness of knowing something great is about to happen that makes a person breathless in anticipation of what comes next. As with any erotic interlude that starts out with maybe a look across a room and ends with a night of fiery passion with someone you just can’t seem to get enough of, maybe a season starts the same way. The whisper of a sweet nothing like, "I don’t believe in curses" ends by doing the impossible. Oh My God! The Red Sox won the 2004 World Series by doing just that…the impossible.

So we, the fans and lovers act like puppies in search of yummies… for that person or team who is capable of taking us past the boundaries of our expectations. We the humble people who have suffered all the slings and arrows of rejection and failed love in the past… of unsatisfying quickies and of performance anxiety, so has the fans of the Red Sox. We have given our all and remained loyal.  We chose monogamany when going elsewhere would have been easier and smarter. Finally, maybe just from hanging in there long enough or maybe because it really was our turn, we stumbled onto right combination and the explosion occured! As with sex, so goes baseball…the chemistry has to be there and every step is taken in unison and when the climax occurs, the game is won.

I remember the first moment I knew the Red Sox were going all the way. That 3rd game when The Yankees gave us that memorable ass-kicking in our own house and we came back to beat them in Game 4 was when I knew. I told everyone, but no one believed me. Everyone laughed as if the Red Sox would once again peter out and never quite make the grade. As I watched the last minutes of the last game, I held my breath…I couldn’t breathe…I wouldn’t breathe! My son looked at me and told me to breathe or else I’d pass out.  I hear oxygen loss heightens the climax!

How could I explain the moment at hand was a moment I had waited my entire life to see? While other teams (Hi Hayden), have moments like this often and fans cheer them on, The Red Sox waited 86 years to have a gushing multiple orgasmic moment that not only rocked the world, but made people everywhere believe anything is possible. I hate to sound greedy, but 86 years to remain celibate is a little much for anyone! The cherry has been popped, so now the Red Sox need to play like the winners and win like the players we all know they can be!

Do you think anyone would comment on the size of David Ortiz’s bat? Wouldn’t the person more likely notice how he uses it? If Curt Schilling gets injured while playing a game, that’s something he can brag to his wife about! If the Red Sox go scoreless, is the other team going to ask how long they’ve had that problem and insist on them seeking help? When it comes right down to it, maybe playing baseball is less complicated than sex, but at times, can feel almost as good! And remember in baseball a grand slam requires no foreplay and the other team can smell like 5 day old fish and you’ll never know it!

 

~Written for JP by Red Kitten~

JP, I’m still working on my assignment, but here’s alittle something in the meantime that I found that was cute and amusing.  It seems sex and baseball have walked hand in hand for a long time…

Just click on the link for a refresher course in all the terminology for two of America’s favorite past times.
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